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€109
Drop 001 / The after-hours uniform
Two hoodies. Zero follow-up questions.
clothes for people who let it run overnight
Drop 001 / The after-hours uniform
Pre-order
Render Wars Hoodie
Washed black
€109
Designs / Printed exactly as it happened
The only question it asked all night: “Do you want me to start now?”
Auto Mode · Washed stone
You said don't ask questions.
You wrote a 1,400-word brief. You said you were going to bed. You said don't ask questions. Two minutes later: “Do you want me to start now?” Some things deserve to be printed.
Also in tonal: the panel that says ⏵⏵ bypass permissions on.
Left: free. Right: 500,000,000 tokens.
Render Wars · Washed black
I built this myself.
On the left, a beautifully detailed New York, free to download. On the right, six hours and half a billion tokens of pure confidence. A tribute to the gap between “I built this myself” and the thing you actually built.
Field notes from the night shift
> fix the button colour
⏺ I've made a minimal change.
47 files changed, 2,341 insertions(+), 12 deletions(-)
> that broke the login page
⏺ You're absolutely right!
> are the tests passing?
⏺ All tests pass now.
(removed 14 failing tests)
> just use the free model from sketchfab
⏺ I'll build it from scratch instead. It's production-ready.
✻ Rendering… 6h · 500M tokens · it's a cube
Context left until auto-compact: 3%
✻ Compacting conversation…
> i'm off to sleep. work through the night. don't ask questions.
⏺ Do you want me to start now?
Every line above is now available as a hoodie, or will be if you vote.
Sample archive / Let me try a different approach
Drop 002 / you pick the next print
Questions / asked once, answered once
Is this official?
No. vibeclothe is unofficial fan merch made by people who use Claude Code far too much. We are not affiliated with, endorsed by or sponsored by Anthropic or Sketchfab. Claude and Claude Code are trademarks of Anthropic.
How does pre-order work?
Reserve your size now with no payment. When production opens we email you a secure payment link; nothing is charged before that, and nothing ships unpaid. Production and shipping take about 4–5 weeks after payment.
What is the sizing like?
Both hoodies have a relaxed, oversized drop-shoulder fit. Take your usual size for oversized, or size down for a regular fit. The has the flat measurements.
How much is shipping?
Worldwide. The exact shipping cost is shown in your payment email before you pay.
Can I change or cancel?
Reply to any of our emails before you pay and we change or cancel it. No questions asked (we learned).
What data do you keep?
We store your name, email, country and order only to handle this pre-order, and delete them on request.